I m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?! - Chapter 10

10 Chapter 10 I’m treating constipation, why are you giving me enteritis relaxant?
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The Priest Guild was flooded with noise.

Qian Baifeng was wiping his sweat whereas making his approach to the innermost a part of the guild.

The general public round him have been professionists, which made him cautious.

Within the outdoors world, he was a broadly recognized multimillionaire.

He owned two factories and 4 or 5 homes.

However right here, he was simply an abnormal particular person.

If he offended a professionist and obtained crushed up, he’d think about himself fortunate.

“A58, A58, it’s your flip!”

Qian Baifeng’s eyes lit up, and he shortly walked over.

“This have to be the previous Chinese language medication physician the group talked about… Why are there so few individuals round right here?”

He was somewhat confused, however he was already right here, he couldn’t be tricked, might he?

He appeared as much as see: A conventional Chinese language medication physician turned priest, specialised in treating constipation brought on by varied causes, assured to alleviate you…

“This have to be the place.”

“Those that can hire remedy rooms within the Priest Guild must be professionists, they may be fairly expert…”

Qian Baifeng hesitated for a second, however knocked on the door anyway.

“Are available.”

A barely hoarse voice got here from inside, Qian Baifeng straightened his garments, placed on a smiling face, and pushed the door open.

“Physician, good day…”

“Please sit.”

With a “creak”, the door of the medical clinic subsequent door, run by Lu Mengmeng, opened. Similar to a thief, Lu Mengmeng scurried over.

“This man will need to have a secret, hmph!”

“What sort of priest can’t heal!”

“I, Lu Mengmeng, will expose your faux priest id!”

Within the short-term remedy room, Zheng Cheng, sporting a white coat and a masks, deliberately lowered his voice and stated, “Please sit.”

Qian Baifeng sat down ceremoniously, solely half of his butt on the stool. He hesitated, “That…physician, I…I noticed your signal, you might be specializing in constipation remedy, proper?”

Zheng Cheng nodded, “Right.”

Solely then had Qian Baifeng barely relaxed, he vented, “Physician, I’ve quite a lot of social engagements normally, virtually consuming meat each evening.”

“Half a 12 months in the past, a pal advisable me to eat at a restaurant run by a professionist… I don’t know what I ate, however ever since then I’ve been constipated!”

“At most, I practically didn’t go to the lavatory for over a month.”

“I all the time really feel the necessity to, however can’t push something out, you possibly can’t think about how horrible it was.”

“Over the previous six months, I’ve seen many medical doctors, each western and Chinese language medication, the remedy had some impact at first, however now it doesn’t work in any respect…”

“Physician, you must save me, I haven’t…I haven’t…”

Zheng Cheng raised his hand and stated, “I roughly perceive your state of affairs, come, observe me.”

“Huh?”

Qian Baifeng stood up dumbfoundedly, the place was he going?

A conventional Chinese language medication physician turned priest, shouldn’t he be checking pulses first?

Zheng Cheng opened the door, main Qian Baifeng in the direction of the innermost a part of the guild.

Behind the 2 of them, Lu Mengmeng quietly adopted.

Qian Baifeng nervously requested, “Physician…the place are we going?”

“You’ll know once we get there.”

A couple of minutes later, they arrived at a nook.

“A bathroom?”

Qian Baifeng was confused, “Physician, why are we right here…”

“After all, it’s to deal with your constipation.”

Zheng Cheng gave a slight smile, taking out a inexperienced field from his white coat pocket, then took out a medication.

He picked out six small bullets of drugs and handed them to Qian Baifeng.

Qian Baifeng stood there, stupefied. He clearly noticed the inexperienced medication field in Zheng Cheng’s hand.

“Gut Calm?”

“Physician, isn’t Gut Calm for treating gastroenteritis, how…”

Zheng Cheng stated, “Who instructed you that? Right here, it’s used to deal with constipation.”

“What, you don’t imagine me?”

“I…”

Qian Baifeng was startled, he shortly shook his head, “How, how might I…?”

“I… I’ll eat it…”

Qian Baifeng took the Gut Calm, frowned, and put it into his mouth.

Anyway, it was simply Gut Calm, it wouldn’t kill him.

“Go, drink the water from this faucet.”

“Oh, okay…”

With a glum face, Qian Baifeng went in. He had initially deliberate to cover the remedy beneath his tongue.

After Qian Baifeng completed the remedy, Zheng Cheng examined him once more, and certainly, Qian Baifeng had swallowed the remedy. He couldn’t assist however nod.

“Go on.”

“Huh? The place to?”

“Clearly the restroom.”

Impatient, Zheng Cheng waved his hand, and Qian Baifeng, nonetheless wanting dismal, headed into the restroom.

Rattling it!

I’ll undoubtedly complain to the Priest Guild about you after I get out!

A58, proper? I’ll keep in mind you!

Qian Baifeng went into the restroom, his face nonetheless glum. He had yearned to be right here initially.

However now…

Unnoticed by him, behind his again, Zheng Cheng solid a spell referred to as Acute Gastroenteritis On the spot Eruption Method on him!

“Alas, I’ve run right into a quack physician, I…”

“Gulp…”

Simply then, a boring sound immediately emitted from his abdomen.

Qian Baifeng was bowled over, then he was delighted.

“This, this sense, I…”

“Pfft…”

He hurriedly opened the lavatory door and squatted down.

“Ah…!”

A rush of warmth, like a raging flood, gushed out.

The entire restroom instantly crammed with a disgusting odor.

Outdoors the restroom, Zheng Cheng shortly walked away.

“Thank goodness I ran quick, in any other case…”

“Bang!”

Simply as he rounded the nook, he ran into somebody.

With out pondering, Zheng Cheng caught a mushy determine in his arms.

“You once more?!”

Trying on the blonde magnificence in his arms, Zheng Cheng requested in shock, “Are you following me?”

Lu Mengmeng shortly struggled free, shouting angrily, “Who’s following you! Can’t I take advantage of the restroom?!”

“The restroom?”

Zheng Cheng, with an odd expression on his face, stepped apart: “Go forward.”

“Hmph~”

Lu Mengmeng made a mushy, indignant sound and walked in the direction of the restroom, as proud as a swan.

After a couple of steps, she immediately stopped strolling.

From the restroom, each women and men have been working out, their palms over their mouths.

“The hell! It stinks so unhealthy!”

“Who’s been making smelly tofu and canned fish within the restroom? It’s so bloody smelly!”

“I can’t stand it, make manner…”

Just a few individuals scattered and handed by, leaving Lu Mengmeng baffled: “What occurred, this…ugh…”

Having caught a whiff of the scent herself, she fled again in a most disorderly method.

“What on earth did you do…”

Lu Mengmeng requested in shock, she might keep in mind the digital banner on the door of Zheng Cheng’s remedy room.

Remedy for constipation?

And that fats fellow who simply went in?

May or not it’s…

A priest can remedy constipation?

Zheng Cheng was each crying and laughing. Heaven is aware of he needed to be a daily priest too.

As a way to enhance his ability proficiency, he had no alternative however to resort to this methodology.

“So, would you want to present it a strive too?”

Lu Mengmeng was startled and instantly scampered away.

“Do-don’t come close to me, I-I-I’m wholesome!”

“Assist…!”